THe Obama/Hollywood Sunshine Conspiracy

The Obama/Hollywood sunshine conspiracy: First it was Obamacare, then it was gun control, then it was pop control and now they want a sugar tax. Is there nothing that our little nanny government won't do to force us to be healthy little tax payers. Unfortunately, I have uncovered a much deeper plot. I call it The Obama/Hollywood Sunshine Conspiracy At first I tried to blame it on the lack of imagination. Then I thought Hollywood was just trying to make money. After that I thought there was some plot to get me to think a certain way or be anti-Christian or even vote for Obama, but then it hit me, the conspiracy goes much deeper than this. Maybe, just maybe, Hollywood has dumbed down their movies so much that we won't even want to watch TV or movies anymore. Even worse maybe we will actually do other things with our lives: like doing Pintrest crafts, reading books, practicing a musical instrument, or worse... we will actually go outside and play in the sunshine! Yes, people this is just another plot orchestrated by Obama to get us to play outside, because, hey, a healthy tax payer pays more. By the caliber of movies coming out, I would say that this plot has been going on for quite some time. Thank goodness, for online shows, Netflix, Hulu, and Super Hero movies. Every now and again a Hollywood producer tries to stop this evil plot by actually making a good movie, but they are quickly thwarted by trying to create a sequel. Don't let them force you outside and be healthy! You have the right to be unhealthy! The only thing that is sure in this life is death and taxes, and I think I know which one Obama and Hollywood want. Stay tuned next week as I explain how video games are just preparing us to be soldiers and spies for the government.